That's ^ me .
Ummm my name is Tyler, you can call me Ty. I live in Phoenix, Arizona. I'll totally follow you back.
Hayy snapchat me @ annoyedtyler

 

andrewpauldost:

what if u had an identical twin that did porn and u like went to the grocery and theyre like “omg i saw u take 3 dicks at once while wearing a turtle costume” and ur like “god dammit gary”

(Source: grossr5)

livinglikeimbulletproof:

shitbagyungin:

airedmania:

eastflatbush:

i sell unbelievable combs.

lmaaaaaaooooooooo


Bruh

My name is Sean and I sell combs 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

livinglikeimbulletproof:

shitbagyungin:

airedmania:

eastflatbush:

i sell unbelievable combs.

lmaaaaaaooooooooo

Bruh

My name is Sean and I sell combs 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

sarahkeilman94:

I’m at the grocery store with my grandparents and my grandpa has wandered away and now my grandma is going up every isle yelling his name and im hiding behind a cookie display cuz i dont want anyone to know im with the crazy woman screaming dick at the top of her lungs

hiddenlex:

Knowing that he wouldn’t be there for her wedding, a terminally ill father walked his 11-year-old down the ‘aisle’ years early with the pastor sweetly pronouncing them ‘daddy and daughter’.

Jim Zetz, 62, from Murrieta, California, who has stage 4 pancreatic cancer, proudly held his daughter, Josie’s hand during their backyard ceremony on March 14 and placed a sparkling ring on her index finger.” 

my mom: dinner time

literally less than 0.00001 seconds later

my mom: DID YOU HEAR ME COME HERE RIGHT NOW I SAID DINNER TIME WHAT ARE YOU DOING WHY DID YOU IGNORE ME WHY ARE YOU SO ADDICTED TO THAT COMPUTER I'M GONNA TAKE IT OFF YOU

thug-4-life:

howstufftwerks:

crrocs:

being caught taking selfies is one of lifes most embarrassing moments. 

image

omg her peace sign lowering in shame