That's ^ me .
Ummm my name is Tyler, you can call me Ty. I live in Phoenix, Arizona. I'll totally follow you back.
Hayy snapchat me @ annoyedtyler
insta: Annoyedtyler

 

fasterfood:

sick of fake people. wtf. i was watching this movie the other day and this guy died in it, then i googled the actor and guess what? hes still alive. he didnt really die in the movie. disgusting

theimmortalironfists:

look i don’t wanna be famous for the fame i want to be famous so i can meet other famous people

me outside when it rains: i hate the rain this is shit fuck this i fucking hate you water droplets of fuck

me inside when it rains: omg this is so nice i wanna make hot chocolate and watch films yasss rain yasssssss

a letter from the end of the first week of hogwarts

albus severus: dear mum and dad

albus severus: i was in the library today

albus severus: reading a book about previous heads of hogwarts

albus severus: and i would just like to say

albus severus: are you fucking serious

albus severus: i demand a name change immediately

albus severus: just literally anything else please

albus severus: fucking dobby kreacher potter for all i care

albus severus: sorry for swearing i just

albus severus: bloody hell

albus severus: yours sincerely,

albus severus: aragog fang potter or some shit

16 year old child: mom, dad: I'm gay/lesbian/bi/pan

Straight parents: you're too young to know what your sexuality is! It's just a phase.

Baby boy: *stares at a baby girl for no reason other than the fact that babies stare at everything*

Straight parents: oooh! Ladies man! We're gonna have to keep the girls offa you!