That's ^ me .
Ummm my name is Tyler, you can call me Ty. I live in Phoenix, Arizona. I'll totally follow you back.
Hayy snapchat me @ annoyedtyler
insta: Annoyedtyler

 

nakieepotatoes:

wavesinjuly:

suckmyphallus:

getterbeam:

imagine if you named your kid dad. just dad.

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Actually that’s just his nickname. His real name is [trucks honking], but everyone just calls him dad.

cuz he fucks so many bitches

crystal-the-dork:


cuntaggious:

-obliqueperfection-:

OMG IF YOU DON’T REBLOG I DON’T KNOW WHAT’S WRONG WITH YOU I MEAN EVERYBODY NEEDS THIS ON THEIR BLOG LIKE SERIOUSLY OMG KJSDAF VKJSD AHFJKR HFKJE

HOLY OMG I CANT I CANT


LETS NOT BREAK THE FUCKING POST BUT OMG DIS CAT

crystal-the-dork:

cuntaggious:

-obliqueperfection-:

OMG IF YOU DON’T REBLOG I DON’T KNOW WHAT’S WRONG WITH YOU I MEAN EVERYBODY NEEDS THIS ON THEIR BLOG LIKE SERIOUSLY OMG KJSDAF VKJSD AHFJKR HFKJE

HOLY OMG I CANT I CANT

LETS NOT BREAK THE FUCKING POST BUT OMG DIS CAT

(Source: 4gifs)

Me: my anaconda don't

Me: my anaconda don't

Me: my anaconda don't want to go to school tomorrow

trainhardbestrong:

hannahroad:

hannahroad:

hannahroad:

Miley: “Dad I have something for Tanners bug collection”

my uncle: “that’s great”

Miley: “it’s a bird”

my uncle: “no its not”

-chirping noise-

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They let it go and it flew away just fine, so we’re wondering how she caught it.

update:

she caught another bird.

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update: she caught a squirrel today

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She is gonna rule the world one day with this power

holdthebones:

whatwouldyoudoifthedoctor:

deathpup:

what happens if u put a werewolf on the moon is a great question probably the best question ever asked

he’ll explode and die because there’s no oxygen on the moon

We never said we’d send him up without a suit you absolute monster